Welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?

Yes! I work for Pizza Hut. And who said I don't have ambition. Making pizzas is the place to be. Career progression is easy. Before you know it, I'll go from cooking the pizzas to actually be wiping down tables and maybe even taking orders. Sweet! Now, I know y'all are probably pretty jealous, so I've got the hook up if you need a job. I'll put in a good word for any of you, well any except maybe Zach. He's too cool for Pizza Hut.

In other news, it's rainy here.