Thursday, March 22, 2007

Welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?

Yes! I work for Pizza Hut. And who said I don't have ambition. Making pizzas is the place to be. Career progression is easy. Before you know it, I'll go from cooking the pizzas to actually be wiping down tables and maybe even taking orders. Sweet! Now, I know y'all are probably pretty jealous, so I've got the hook up if you need a job. I'll put in a good word for any of you, well any except maybe Zach. He's too cool for Pizza Hut.

In other news, it's rainy here.

4 comments:

Justin Richardson said...

its worth working at pizza hut for the free pizza alone. do they still have the cheese filled crusts? they are my favorite

Anonymous said...

Dude, I love Pizza Hut pizza! I think you should send me a large canadian bacon with pineapple! Thanks bro!

Kayla said...

Congrats on the pizza job... then again I see which side of the obesity fight you're on. Too bad, think of all the kids you could have taught to read. One great Pizza can change the world. Remember that while you're at work.

CrazyUncle said...

ZKW may be too cool for Pizza Hut (PH from now on), but that works anyway, since I don't want cold pizza. Well, Kyle and Ali used to eat cold pizza for breakfast, but that's another story.

Hey dude, it's lunch time RIGHT NOW. Do y'all deliver in my part of town? We'd like a thin crust, pepperoni and mushroom, an order of bread sticks, and some hot wings. And we'd like the 'crazy uncle' discount.

I bet you smell yummy when you come home at night. Still, I am not coming over just to smell you. Even if I am coming over, but not just to smell you, OK? I won't even smell Katie.

Any rats in your PH like there was in NY?

So, job progression in PH is like a pizza. A lot of dough, and you just rise until everything is perfect, and people like you.