EDIT: Lauri and Brenda. You have officially been mentioned. You don't have to say it. You're welcome.
3 days I have been in Pahrump. 2 brothers of mine are here. 3 more sleeps until my beautiful wife appears in Las Vegas to join the Christmas festivities. In fact we might get lucky and have her show up on our 23 December Festivus celebration. I would start the time of grievances with caleb for his irritatingly funny proof reading abilities. 23 times I will tell him about his annoying habit that I want to punch him for. I hope you enjoy this disgusting update specially made of CAW. He's the man.