1. Used for chocking wheels of cars or trucks in order to keep them in place.
2. Feeding fish at the zoo.
3. Special lunch room meals where they can't find the other mystery meat.
4. As a flotation device in case of crash water landing.
5. A weapon in case of burglary.
6. Can be used when you have guests that stay too long. Just pop Spam onto skillet and turn on stove.
7. When changing a tire, Spam is good for putting you car up on blocks.
8. When bored Spam can be used as an alternate frisbee.
9. For poor schools Spam will substitue clay for art class.
Hopefully after reading this post the Walker family will realized that Spam is just not meant to be eaten...... Unless you really like it and then I guess it's ok.....
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While I think that #6 may indeed work to ward off unwanted company, it is important to bear in mind that the smell will continue to "grace" the air in your home for some time.
Just a tip to consider...
Don't make me come over there!!!
Maybe if caleb said that I would be scared, but seeing as how he's probably bigger than you by now, I'm not afraid of big bad zach =)
I wash my hands of you. Using new Spam scented antibacterial soap! Can you imagine? That'd be awesome! Pretty funny stuff.
In spite of the ignorocity of the related blogging community, sometimes things are discussed that encourage me. It's not the SPAM. I'll try not to take offense about the Walker dumbness referred to!!
I just thought I'd say we are praying for you and your sweetie. Not just occasionally but many times a day you come to mind and I pray--for wisdom, discernment and peace during this transition time. Wish you were coming with her next month. Oh well, the next time it'll all take place in the USA!! PTL Maj
I like how you listed The Sacred 8 Uses of Spam. I am surprised to find out that for logistical reasons, or the fact that you only have eight fingers or something like that, you used the number eight twice. And I'm sure I'll try to visit you guys once you move to San Antonio. Anonymous?
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